bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

timeywimeywinchester:

twinnerd28:

beatleologist-at-221b:

actualcannibaljakeenglish:

How many tears did The Doctor cry?

A River.

Was it enough to fill two Ponds?

at least enough to water a Rose

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

im sobbing

OH MY GOD

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

shuofthewind:

sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

#ACTUALLY NOT AS BULLSHIT AS ONE MIGHT THINK!!!! #like most animals cats do not close their eyes when they are in a state of fear or anxiety - or hunting #so when your cat stares at you and slowly blinks that means it’s comfortable and doesn’t see you as a threat #so a blinking cat means they trust you #:3

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

Pretty much the thought process of every cat I’ve ever met.

hetaliagirl104:

oflittlenote:

hetaliagirl104:

This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow.

Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. 

Thanks.

Reblog if you think the Twilight series should be banned because it features rape culture, glorifies abusive relationships, and is just a horrible book series overall.

kisskicker:

Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.

Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.

ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.

americaninthedeerstalker:

[x]

So often, modernizations and movie adaptations get a bad rap, and those who love the heart and soul of the original works fume at them with just indignation. But every once in a while, the adaptation isn’t bad. Every so often, they bring old worlds to new people, and that’s the best thing there is.

lodeman:

the-third-way:

spockisinthetardis:

onamissiontocivilize:

widdershinsgirl:

geekboots:

JESUS TUMBLR

Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.

ANDROID PHONE WITH UNLIMITED DATA

OH MY GOD

I CAN DIE HAPPY.

oh my god, THIS IS PATRICK. I LOVE IT. THINGS!

ruinedchildhood:

Let’s take a moment to appreciate the fact Tony Stark killed a man over a Dora the Explorer watch.